All Because of Google

Mr. B and I have been hunting for furniture to turn our extra bedroom from a dumping ground where bachelor pad furniture went to die into something a little more presentable.  I've had my eye on a bed for the last year and the other day I found it for $170 off the regular price, and Mr. B saw it in the store this week for the full price.

B: How much did we pay for that bed again?

Me: We paid about $170 less than that, plus free shipping.  

B: How'd you pull that off?

Me: Well, I knew I'd seen it at a lower price in the past, so I just googled the product number and sale and found an old, still searchable, but no longer active page on the website and ordered it off of that link.  I told you babe, I'm the master Googler.  

B: Yes, you are.

Me: I have high expectations because Google taught me that I can have anything I want.

B: You're not still talking about Google are you? You're talking about life.

Sorry honey, I'll try not to manipulate you like I do search engines.  I promise.